Fade in; foggy street
the boys emerge followed by
really pissed off bulls
Then mayhem ensues
in a variety of
funny/gory forms
Dick brand on Bam's ass
Dunn's balls stuck to an ice block
Naked Wee Man, too
Anacondas in
a kids' ball pit..."they
tried to kill Ice Cube!"
Fishhook through the mouth
Leech on the eyeball and more
What won't Steve-O do?
What happens when you
put a rocket launcher on
a shopping cart...hmmm...
Old people body parts
created out of rubber
then dangled freely
Grandpa gets kid drunk,
lights him a cigarette and
tells stoner: "Piss off!"
Satan flies out of
a sewer; screams "Keep god out
of California!"
A horse is milked and
I very nearly puked but then I
thought, "Fuck Art, Let's Dance"
All in all, truly brill
and worth it just for the big
dance number finale
My biggest fear was
a cameo from J-Simp.
No such "luck", thank god
They will never beat
the toy car up the ass stunt
from the first Jackass
It's still "a joyful
celebration of the depths
of degredation"
5 comments:
Does this mean you saw Jackass Number 2???????? Good god.
T-Dawg, is that you?? For the love of god, identify yourself!!
Sistah-there is NO WAY I can see this movie. Drinking horse sperm? I'm barfing as I write.
Was Ville in it?
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Ville was in it for, like, 2 seconds.
Shaving his pubes. To make a pube beard.
Shaving his pubes? Did they show....it?
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