It's 2008, bitch!

Many of you know that I have an extraordinary visual sense, so I'm going to grace you with three predictions for the new year:

• If 2007 was the year for rehab, 2008 is going to be the year of "rehab is for suckers."
• The Count will be released and doesn't fulfill his promise of disappearing into the Norwegian wilderness and never writing another angry screed for the public again.
• If you know what's good for you, you'll buy stock in SkyMall.